How to become pusheen

How to become a Pusheen.By pusheen

1. Sit on couch. Order a pizza.
2. Eat whole box of pizza. Take a nap.
3. Get people to think you are a cat.
4. wear things like cat ears and cat tails wherever you go.
5. Order ice cream
6. become one like a true pusheen.
7. Get real cat friends.
8. When you speak, only say meow
9. master your litter box uses.
10. roll in things you shouldn't
11. Get people to pet you
12. Get a crowd and act like an adorable little fur ball.
13. Stay in school, but for reports always talk about pusheen.
14. Eat catnip. And meat. And donuts
15. Run away from dogs
16. Sing songs. Be on videos
17. Post pusheen pics on your blogs and youtube channles
18. get your inner pusheen self published
19. eat more donuts. And pizza. And cupcakes. And candy.
20. Congradulations! You are now a pusheen!